Nah,...Melon Moon makes it sound too Korean.
Because P**p, D**g & S**t have already been taken.
Only minors allowed here!
The secret to our town's prosperity - our men are really honest (and he's the Mayor).
Uhh, guys, I got a feeling this may not be the best short cut...
You won't find this place on Google Earth 'cos there is no way you would get the spelling right.
When you visit our town, you must visit our sister city below.
Tourists keep coming back!